My favourite Madonna fansite just posted some truly appalling news: She’s back with a new film project!!!
Fortunately, this time, she won’t be in front of the camera.
Unfortunately, she’ll be behind it…
Anyone who’s had to endure “Filth and Wisdom” knows that Madonna, the Director is as trite, wooden and lacking in talent as Madonna, the Thespian. Any message that that film wanted to convey was lost behind a constant barrage of loud gypsy music, hammy performances and cliched dialogue.
After her attempt to recreate “Casablanca” (mercifully) fell through (she wanted to play Ingrid Bergman’s character, for crying out loud!), Madge has decided to make her own love story.
The 51-year-old told Absolute Now: ‘I just finished writing a script and I am trying to get funding and casting for it, believe it or not.’
‘It’s called We and it’s a love story. It is two parallel love stories told from a woman’s point of view, obviously. One is a historical story that took place with the Duke and Duchess of Windsor. And the other is one I made up about a couple in New York.’
Madonnalicious also reports – “It is thought that Madonna will not star in the forthcoming film.”
Thank God for small mercies!!!
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