Life in the US must be great: every time you think they’ve reached the peak of absurdity in their televisual output (Deadliest Warrior, anyone?) they manage to up the ante just a little more. Not that I’m knocking American telly, mind – they’re the ones making House.
It has been announced that Madonna will be a “marriage referee” in a new show. Yeah, Madonna who’s been divorced twice and is currently Queen Cougar thanks to her on-again-off-again romance with Jesus Luz. Come on, non-Heat readers: keep up. It’s like asking Ross from Friends for relationship advice. Plus, her arms really creep me out.
That said, this show does sound pretty damn ace: the likes of Madge and Alec Baldwin adjudicating rows over the taxidermy of dead pets. How does this fall under their area of expertise? This kind of thing would never happen on Jeremy Kyle.
Seriously, sometimes I really do think that I was born on the wrong continent.
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