Saturday, February 27, 2010

God is Dead. And We Have Bottled Him.


All over the media, bookshops, coffee houses, blogs and personal talks we are lately assaulted with talks of crisis, apocalypse and imminent destruction. Everything from ultra-orthodox predictions to Cameron’s controversial Avatar seems to be trumpeting the advent of the last judgment, in a more or less religiously connoted sense. And in spite of Fran Kermode’s brilliant remark regarding the presence of apocalyptic feeling in all centuries, societies and contexts, the postmodern crisis of identity seems to be one of unprecedented heights and implications. So what is it that actually triggered the feeling of crisis, the almost unshatterable certainty that everything is bound to come to an end, that we have finally hit rock bottom? Answers to this dilemma are various and manifold, ranging from socio-political to environmentalist, religious and psychological. The more pragmatic of us would even say, why bother trying to make out the reasons instead of dealing with the issue head-on? Obviously, because at least since the birth of epistemology we are painfully aware of the limits of our own knowledge. Problem solving often appears far easier to us than it actually is, thus, an even brief retrospective into the past might often turn out unexpectedly productive. The postmodern crisis, in all its more or less destructive aspects, is naturally linked to the changes and shifts of mentality and world order commonly associated with the end of the 19th century and the advent of industrialized society. Freud, Nietzsche, Klimt, Schopenhauer, or D.H. Lawrence were among the many who identified and warned about the crisis already at the offset of the 20th century. The common denominator of all of their discourses was the modern world’s iconoclasm and its renouncing of formerly established values. Even though neither Freud nor Lawrence were believers, they repeatedly stressed the impact that the end of the religios paradigm would have on collective and individual consciousness. The present crisis is not even a crisis in itself, it is the natural and well-prepared outcome of a trashing of idols which is at least two centuries old. But let us briefly commit to mind the major landmarks of Western culture on its way towards the apocalypse are presently witnessing.

Western art, although we love to conceive of it as going back to the antique Greek and Roman models, is to a great extent the product and outcome of the 15th and 16th century religious and artistic paradigm. Much of what postmodern iconoclasm has so deliberately done away with in recent years is the heritage of altar painting dating back to the early Quattrocento. In the attempt to put beauty in the foreground of religious experience, Renaissance masters endulged in a transition from the Gothic polyptych to a single-panel (pala) visual representation, thereby making complex special sequences comprehensible even to the undiscerning eye. The underlying point was, of course, making it easier on the common church-goer to relate to concepts otherwise out of his reach – or, to put it differently, to materialize the immaterial. A beautiful Madonna was always partially meant to arouse the male “auditorium”, who in the next second would be reminded of the gravity of his sin (lust, blasphemy) and would be much more enclined towards repentance, be it in form of personal prayer or absolution papers.

Pierro della Francesca, Madonna della Misericordia. Pierro based his vision on the Medieval privilege that victims of persecution enjoyed in seeking help with high-ranking women: they could be granted asylum “under her cloak”. Beauty of body and beauty of spirit are thus reunited in this altar painting, one of Pierro’s semina works. Medieval and Renaissance sense of beauty was always morally correlated. In absence of beauty of the soul, there could be no beauty of the body.

By nurturing the eye, the Church nurtured the soul. External beauty led to internal one, or at least paved the way to it (with more or less good intentions). It is interesting to note how beauty and morality are intimately correlated in medieval, as well as Renaissance art, whereas ugliness (quite superficially defined and insufficiently treated during much of the period – the first more or less comprehensive treaty on ugliness is produced 1853 by Karl Rosenkrantz) is associated to filth, immorality and later on even withcraft. An even brief look at the depiction of witches during the height of religious persecution and witch hunting proves how even otherwise unquestionable physical attributes turn into grotesque and obscenity. Beauty in the absence of truth, virtue and faith becomes nothing more than moral abjection.

Hans Baldung Grien, Witch and Dragon. The seeming physical beauty of the fallen woman (a subject very dear to Western art well into the fin de siecle period) is disrupted by the vulgarity and obscenity of the scene – beauty is subdued by filth, and falls prey to it.

What classicism hails as the inherent harmony and balance of Greek and Roman sculpture is actually nothing more than an illusion. The antique Greeks were not interested in any kind of correspondence between inner and outer beauty – most Greek gods are cruel, merciless and vindicative – and, what is even more, it seems like the more beautiful they are, the greater cruelties they are capable of.

Titian, Flaying of Marsyas. The satyr Marsyas was punished for competing in an artistic contest against Apollo by being skinned alive. The subject was very popular among Renaissance painters, as it enabled them to combine the expressiveness and brutality of a torture scene with the depiction of Apollo’s supernatural beauty.

Ideological correspondence between beauty and goodness is an invention of the Medieval and Renaissance paradigms. The idolizing of beauty was thus an idolizing of spirituality in disguise, meant to further enforce the power and authority of the Church and its key principles.

However, no matter how skeptical we might be towards the religious paradigm, one of its main merits was undoubtedly the Meccenas role it played in furthering, encouraging and promoting true art and beauty. We do not only owe Michelangelo’s cupola of the Sixtine Chapel or Raphael’s Madonna della Seglia to church and its influential benefactors, but also much more “mundane” and carnal chefs d’ouvre, like Titian’s Danae, commissioned by Cardinal Farnese, who described it as “a naked woman which slips the devil himself underneath your skin”.

Titian, Danae. Church officials of the 16th century were among the most ardent admirers and promoters of art.

Thirsty for novelty and always hailing the revolutionary and innovative, Western art has, nevertheless, rapidly abandoned its love for correspondence, turning towards a much more telluric approach to beauty and art. From Aristotle’s concept of mimesis (art as imitating nature), fin de siecle theory has developed a world-view based rather on life’s imitating art, to paraphrase the words of one of the movement’s most prominent representatives, Oscar Wilde. We need only consider the moral filth and physical deliciousness of one like Dorian Gray, or Klimt’s erotically loaded portraits of high society beauties to realize that already by the end of the 19th century the correspondence theory had been jettisoned altogether, making room for what would become modernism and avant-garde, with all the inherent cultural and social shock that went along with it.

Gustav Klimt, Portrait of Adele Bloch Bauer, sold for a record $135 million in 2006.

Amedeo Modigliani, Red Nude. Modigliani was one of the main precursors to postmodernist erasing of formerly established aesthetique criteria.

Bu not even the most outraged and scandalized 1900 damsel would have been able to predict the turn that things were to take in the not so far away future. Not even the most pornographic of Modigliani’s nudes or Odd Nerdrum’s grotesques could equal the level of relativization of values achieved by “high” postmodernity and its ambiguity regarding the distinction between canonic and popular art. If a della Francesca or Mantegna searched God in visualization, postmodernism replaces God with visualization. And because most of us are endowed with working visual organs, it is the eye and the eye alone which becomes the ultimate judge of beauty or lack of it. Nice is what nice appears, with all the terrible subjectivity that goes along with it. We have spent far too much time depicting beautiful naked women, and hey, what’s the use of that nowadays if we have Hef and Playboy? Why should we paint a chair as it is, if we can place a pair of dirty underwear on it and thus turn it into nonconformist art? Why should we still resort to mythology and theology if a big bang of the type of a balloon exploding in a crowded McDonald’s does just fine? Why should we carve in stone if we can bottle shit?

Pietro Manzoni, well-known and acclaimed postmodern artist, famous for his bottling of human feces.

2007 exhibition by the Costa Rican artist Habacuc, featuring crack cocaine in an incense burner, a musical loop of “Himno de Frente Sandinista de Liberación Nacional” playing backwards, words spelled out with pieces of dog food and a stray dog left to starve tied to a wall.

Innovation is necessary, just as is rebirth. Novelty is progress, but only as long as the two words are not devoid of meaning. And in postmodernism meaning is a politically incorrect term. It goes against our sense of individuality, agnosticism, skepticism and our most priced and cherished illusion, freedom. Which leaves us with one single painful consideration: what Western art actually is, is a long and heterogeneous movement from altar paintings to bottled feces. From God to shit. This is what we are and what we have turned the world around us into, for the sake of liberation and freedom of expression. And now we are sitting amidst the ruins of our former idols, which for the sake of convenience we have turned into a public toilet, contemplating our own ruin. Maybe the next generations will achieve the remarkable performance of not only contemplating, but also loving their own destruction.

MEAN, sorry AMEN to that.

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Madonna meets Macy's?

RetailWire panelists have had plenty of chances to weigh in on the trend toward exclusive brands. The latest discussion focused on a possible tie-up between Macy’s and Madonna, crossing from apparel into several other categories. Here’s my point of view:

Madonna had vast influence on fashion and popular culture in the ’80s…but the question is how her iconic status would translate into a design point of view. The brand position should be “contemporary” but the age demographic is frankly not going to be as young as Macy’s might prefer. It’s certainly an idea worth exploring; many of Macy’s marketing initiatives and exclusive brands are celebrity-focused, and a “Madonna Collection” would fit right in.

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Burger King is teaming up with Starbucks

Well this is huge.  With McDonald’s going after Starbucks this is an interesting twist in the game bringing in Burger King into the mix.

As you might recall, over the past few years one of McDonald’s goal has been to chip away at Starbucks business by upgrading their coffee and adding the most popular upscale coffees.

Another thing McDonald’s has done is looking towards offering Wi-Fi and while at all of the Starbuck’s I have been Wi-Fi still costs money to use their Wi-Fi McDonald’s now offers that for free.   I will add, this after offering a failed paid internet based service.

Now with upgraded coffee and free  Wi-Fi and of course, location location location; McDonald’s had a huge lead in capturing more of this segment of business.  This new addition for Burger King I have a feeling will really be big.

Add to the mix that Burger King is also testing the adult beverage segment as well, this should be a pretty interesting year for Burger King.

If you notice they are not using the Starbucks brand, just the Seattle’s Best which Starbucks purchased a few years ago.

Best part of this will be more convenience and better pricing to the average consumer.  Starbucks still has a clientele that will not change their habits however there will be many that do.

The only thing that does bother me out of this is the employees.  In all situations the price point for consumers is better however the quality of the job for the employee diminishes.  We’ve seen this happen many times.

For now, cheers to us!

http://www.king5.com/news/business/Burger-King-teaming-up-with-Starbucks-in-breakfast-coffee-war-84497792.html

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

GLEE: Madonna Episode Sneak Peak

Fab news for Gleeks around the world jonesing for the new season of GLEE to start on April 13th: Entertainment Tonight teased us with a sneak peak at the all Madonna episode of GLEE.

via poptalkers.com

Rumors are criss-crossing the blogosphere about which songs from Madonna’s 25-year career will be featured on GLEE, the hit Fox show and winner of Best Comedy or Musical Series at the Golden Globes. The preview clip reveals the first official GLEE version of one of Madonna’s hits: “Express Yourself” sung by Michele Lea, who plays the beleaguered Rachel. Dianna Agron, who plays former head Cherrio Quinn Fabray, is reportedly singing “Papa Don’t Preach” while Jane Lynch’s Sue Sylvester takes on “Vogue.”

“It’s got like 10 numbers in it, and the production value is very big,” revealed creator Ryan Murphy about the upcoming episode. “We adore her and worship her, so when I’m directing, I’m always like, ‘Do it for Madonna.’”

What will Madonna’s reaction be if our Gleeks fail to impress with their tribute? This is how Sue sees it: “Somewhere in the English countryside in a stately manor home, Madonna is weeping.”

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I'm obsessed with the mess that's America

Life in the US  must be great: every time you think they’ve reached the peak of absurdity in their televisual output (Deadliest Warrior, anyone?) they manage to up the ante just a little more. Not that I’m knocking American telly, mind – they’re the ones making House.

It has been announced that Madonna will be a “marriage referee” in a new show. Yeah, Madonna who’s been divorced twice and is currently Queen Cougar thanks to her on-again-off-again romance with Jesus Luz. Come on, non-Heat readers: keep up. It’s like asking Ross from Friends for relationship advice. Plus, her arms really creep me out.

That said, this show does sound pretty damn ace: the likes of Madge and Alec Baldwin adjudicating rows over the taxidermy of dead pets. How does this fall under their area of expertise? This kind of thing would never happen on Jeremy Kyle.

Seriously, sometimes I really do think that I was born on the wrong continent.

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We Are The World 25 - for Haiti

So, I made it, after a LONG Monday when I couldn’t upload this:

This video is the original (and regularly bought through iTunes) out from the celebratory edition of the longtime classic “We Are The World”, originally recorded on January 28th, 1985 and published a month and half later, on March 7th, 1985.

I edited the credits at the end mantaining only the artists’s ones and the publishers’, plus of course the links to donate for the charity and the iTunes logo, to shorten it from 13 minutes and counting to less than 10

This version, first of all, is a very good remake.

The critics I have heard about this version, for the most part, made me laugh a bit, for how much they totally misunderstood either the spirit of the song and charity and (or) the “myth” surrounding the original recording.

Lots of the critics come out from people who were loving another line up, the old line up, or no line up at all.

This song would have been remade anyway, it was a longtime project to remake it, as you can read here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Are_the_World_25_for_Haiti.

The way they have remade it is really contemporary and current. Just like it was logic for it to be.

I know.

I wouldn’t have either included Bieber, Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.

Actually not either Isaac Slade and Nicole Sherzinger, cos all those five fail to have the multiple Grammies wins ALL of the other soloists have on their credit (which should be enough testiìfying they are more than allowed to stay there, right?), and I would have loved to see in their spaces Rob Thomas (who couldn’t have his actually planned solo due to conflicted scheduling), John Legend, Christina Aguilera, Whitney Houston and Maxwell or Jason Mraz – whom would have all being very dignified to appear there, actually, being all great vocalists with a strain of Grammy wins – now also Mraz has them -), BUT on the other hand this is charity, and like it or not, the little tweens will make the kids buy the single TONS and MILLIONS of times more than any other performer on this rerecording (or on the older, actually), and that’s make their presence VALUABLE for the cause a lot, in the end.
It’s clear why they’re in: to cash it in. And as the outcome has to be for charity, let’s be honest: they are good for the cause hence they are good for the song.

I got even to say that (shame on me for admitting) Miley Cyrus sounds better here than she ever did on any of her “stuff”.
She’s the current Britney. The reason why We Are The World 25 was a Twitter trending topic are she and Bieber, let’s face it.

I loved the rap part, I am the hugest hater of AutoTune but if you gotta to paint current music, 90% of hip hop songs have it since 3 years AND then it’s better to have Lil Wayne, T-Pain (whom invented its rise) and Akon vocoding themselves than Rihanna who uses it cos she can’t catch a note otherwise, right?

It’s funny to read the critics: the original version, now so praised, was a huge debate and lots dissed it when it first came out, for lots of reasons that are smilar to those nowadays running (pick up choices for solos, refusals to show off – see Prince – people not being there – Madonna – the level of songwriting, the contemporarity of it, the lack of rock’n'roll… the hate of those NOT being there…): read this freely here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_Are_the_World

It HUGELY makes me laugh to hear Jay Z comment then: http://hiphopwired.com/2010/02/15/jay-z-disses-%E2%80%9Cwe-are-the-world%E2%80%9D-remake/

The man who’s got a career by stealing everyone’s melody on his “samples” and who is responsible for the whack “Stranded”, the man whose concept of vocals include Queen of AutoTune Rihanna, is pontificating about what’s “untoucheable”?
PLEASE.
What an hypocrit.
He’s just jalous Beyonce was banned from the Jackson’s family due to disrespect on Janet and Michael. That’s it.

All other people who might have been missed here, and whom I absolutely feel no lacking of (those I miss are the ones listed up),were already on other Haiti charitable projects so no big deal there.
And by the way, if you compare for instance the lacklustre version of Justin Timberlake of “Halleluya” and compare it with the amazing rendition KD Lang did of the amazing classic on the Olympic Winter opening ceremony the other day, you really realize no one is missing in this We Are The World 25 version…

I don’t see any adding to the power of Jennifer Hudson or Celine or Barbra or Groban voices, truly. As for rock gods… Santana covers it pretty darn well, just like Bruce did on the original.

All that said, I also think the original is a gem and no one wants to debate that. It-s one of my longtime favourite classic, and sure it-s the BEST of the two versions. Like it ALWAYS happens with covers, actually.

But this is a very good remake and it will make a new generation of people hopefully fall in love with the beautiful meaning the song keeps carrying on.

So buy it and be good.

People in the chorus are these (and by the way, in the original too there were actors and actresses and socialites.. again this is all a remake of the original thing, in a contemporary way):

* Patti Austin
* Bizzy Bone
* Ethan Bortnick
* Jeff Bridges
* Zac Brown
* Brandy
* Kristian Bush
* Natalie Cole
* Harry Connick Jr.
* Hayden Panettiere
* Kid Cudi
* Faith Evans
* Melanie Fiona
* Sean Garrett
* Tyrese Gibson
* Anthony Hamilton
* Keri Hilson
* Julianne Hough
* India.Arie
* Randy Jackson
* Taj Jackson
* Taryll Jackson
* TJ Jackson
* Al Jardine
* Jimmy Jean-Louis
* Joe Jonas
* Kevin Jonas
* Gladys Knight
* Benji Madden
* Joel Madden
* Katharine McPhee
* Jason Mraz
* Mýa
* A. R. Rahman
* Raphael Saadiq
* Trey Songz
* Musiq Soulchild
* Jordin Sparks
* Robin Thicke
* Alex Williams
* Rob Thomas
* Vince Vaughn
* Ann Wilson
* Brian Wilson
* Nancy Wilson

all artists are listed at the end of the song crediting, anyway.

Enjoy this all, with lyrics old and new, and notes.

Now a little twist and some gossip updates…

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

SPERM ART ~ HAPPY VALENTINES SPERM!

Valentines Sperm

LOVE WILL SAVE THE DAY!

“SPERM ART” by

American woman cartoonist/artist

Bethann Shannon

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